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You've got something on you head...A halo.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
I need to pour milk on you so you'll be part of my complete breakfast.
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, nerdy
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Yo, ho ho! How 'bouts a bottle of rum?
78.80 % 10 votes

Hello. I am going to be a doctor.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
Your hair is different. I like it.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Are you Greek? Cause you look like a Goddess to me.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
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