Best pick up lines ever

What's the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute
If you were a graphics calculator, I'd look at your curves all day long!
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, math, weird
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: creepy, funny, doctor
I'm either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just f**k.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
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