Best pick up lines ever

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
Roses are red, Violets are wine. You will be six, & I will be nine...
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cute, dirty
Want to test the spring constant of my matress?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: physics, science
Ay girl, you must be immune to my white blood cells, because you are killing me.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, science, doctor
I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, cute, nerdy
Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: reverse
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse, weird
I can make you hit all the high notes!
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, music
I usually go for 8's but I guess I'll settle for a 10.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, cute
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, cute, clean
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