Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Roses are red, Violets are wine. You will be six, & I will be nine...
Want to test the spring constant of my matress?
Ay girl, you must be immune to my white blood cells, because you are killing me.
I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?
Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
I can make you hit all the high notes!
I usually go for 8's but I guess I'll settle for a 10.
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.