When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so...what's up?
Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
If you go away for a while then go back you say: "I remember you being pretty, but not this pretty."
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
I bought you an everstone. Because I love you just the way you are.
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
Measuring the coefficient of kinetic friction seems like it would be more fun than static.
It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.