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When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so...what's up?
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, math, science
If you go away for a while then go back you say: "I remember you being pretty, but not this pretty."
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
I bought you an everstone. Because I love you just the way you are.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: pokemon, corny, clean, cute
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: dirty, reverse
Measuring the coefficient of kinetic friction seems like it would be more fun than static.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean
It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, cute
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: reverse, cheesy
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