Best pick up lines ever

Want to test the spring constant of my matress?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: physics, science
Ay girl, you must be immune to my white blood cells, because you are killing me.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, science, doctor
I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, cute, nerdy
Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: reverse
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse, weird
I can make you hit all the high notes!
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, music
I usually go for 8's but I guess I'll settle for a 10.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, cute
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, cute, clean
It's like an angel came by and took me to heaven, 'cause when I stare in your eyes it couldn't be better.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, clean, cute
I'd like to finger your fret board.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, music
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