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Boy: May I ask directions? Girl: Sure, to where? Boy: To your heart?
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May I borrow your phone? My mother always reminds me to call her once I found the man/woman of my dreams. So I want to call her now.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Hi. I would like to award you the {Whatever beer we were drinking} award for looking so good.
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Pick up line: cheesy
Are you a beaver? Cause dam!
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Pick up line: corny, weird
I think your beauty is out of this world. Do you work at NASA?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I'm an iceberg on a summer's day in South Carolina.
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Pick up line: cheesy
If you were yogurt, would you be fruit at the bottom or stirred?
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Pick up line: cheesy
That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh.
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Pick up line: corny, weird
Do you like ice cream? Good because you look like my favorite topping!
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside...
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
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