Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
I might be a little donkey...but I'm still a donkey.
Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?
If you were bubblegum, you'd be babe-a-licious!
I don't know if you study the stars, but the odds that you're coming home with me are astronomical.
Your beauty made me so nervous I totally forgot my standard pick-up line.
All the prophecies in the department of mysteries say I belong with you.
Are you the arena? Because I'm about to enter you.