Babe I heard you like roses, so here's a polar coordinate graph of r=1+cos(theta).
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we're about to get entangled.
Even though I saw you just for a second, it made my day.
I'll shock the socks off you.
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
If I was your boyfriend I would be an atheist, because I would have nothing else to ask God for.
Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it.
I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots...
Hey baby, you know "One more time" doesn't really mean one more time.
Saying while walking away: Your good looks don't intimidate me.