You want to see my spaceship?
I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
I am a man of few words. You are beautiful. Would you like to go out?
Date me. If you've ever liked me, date me.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.