Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You were on my wish list.
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
I'm currently taking applications for a little spoon position. 1-10, how would you rate your cuddling abilities?
Would you prefer to fight 100 duck size horses or 1 horse size duck?
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?
If you were bubblegum, you'd be babe-a-licious!
I don't know if you study the stars, but the odds that you're coming home with me are astronomical.
Your beauty made me so nervous I totally forgot my standard pick-up line.
All the prophecies in the department of mysteries say I belong with you.