We can tell our kids that we met because I accidentally stole your yellow umbrella...
Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
In the words of a 2002 Budweiser commercial, wassup?
I don't need a Sharingan to see how beautiful you are.
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
That's a nice set of mallets you have.
Guy: It's my birthday! How about a birthdaykiss? Girl: Is it really your birthday? Guy: No, but how about a kiss anyway?
I need to pour milk on you so you'll be part of my complete breakfast.