I think my heart just lagged.
I'd like to demonstrate with you simple harmonic motion.
Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
You must be a heck of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room.
My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
On one hand, I love you. On the other hand, I love you as well.
You want to see my spaceship?
I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".