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This winter was particularly hard on my having to imagine what your cleavage looks like.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
One day, I will take you out and it will be unforgettable.
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Pick up line: clean
Will you guide my sleigh tonight?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
I need to learn Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.
If I'm the pair tree, do you wanna be my partridge? (or vice versa).
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, corny, cute
If I ever accidentally invite you on the date, please don't take it personally.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny, reverse
Harry Potter may be the Boy Who Lived, but you're my Chosen One.
I might be a little donkey...but I'm still a donkey.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christmas, funny
Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You were on my wish list.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, clean
I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!
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