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Band uniforms can be so uncomfortable, so you should probably take yours off.
I'm in low brass, so I love going down.
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Pick up line: music, cheesy
I need to pour milk on you so you'll be part of my complete breakfast.
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, nerdy
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Yo, ho ho! How 'bouts a bottle of rum?
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Hello. I am going to be a doctor.
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Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
Your hair is different. I like it.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
There must be a monkey here. Because I'm going bananas over you.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Hi! I like your skirt/top/shoes.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
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