I have my own multi-positional bed.
I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?
Are you rea-di to do mi?
Dogs or cats? There is only one right answer.
Hey baby would you like to be my downbeat? I'll always put you first.
How's about you help me check my dynamic range?
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
I'm currently taking applications for a little spoon position. 1-10, how would you rate your cuddling abilities?
Would you prefer to fight 100 duck size horses or 1 horse size duck?
Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?