I wish you were the G line and I was a treble clef then I could wrap myself around you.
Saying while walking away: Your good looks don't intimidate me.
You must be really good at Transfiguration! (Why?) Because you've changed my life.
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
Some say there are seven wonders in the world. Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, there is only one...You!
What is the craziest place you've ever had sex?
Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land.
Do you have some water? Because you set my heart on fire.
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.