I can help you out with some alternate fingerings if you like?
Your belly button is in the wrong place! It should be on top on mine!
Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Are you a guitar player? Because you just plucked my heart strings.
I wish you were the G line and I was a treble clef then I could wrap myself around you.
Saying while walking away: Your good looks don't intimidate me.
Some say there are seven wonders in the world. Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, there is only one...You!
What is the craziest place you've ever had sex?
Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land.