Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop?
Let's find out our combined volume, by displacing the water in my water bed.
I have a job for you, but it blows!
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.