Are you in the on deck circle, or is that halo?
All pointers in my memory point to your address.
Hi beautiful! That's your name, right?
May I have a some kiss, please?
Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.
You had me at "Harry Potter."
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?