Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop?
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
I'm jealous of your dress. ("Why?") Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
Life is better when we stick together.
Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?