If you could meet anyone alive or dead, who would it be?
Band uniforms can be so uncomfortable, so you should probably take yours off.
I'm in low brass, so I love going down.
What's your favorite sexual position?
Have you ever slept with a co-worker?
*Looks at your shirt* I really like that band.
Did you know that 93% of all women masturbate in the shower?
I think I could make you very happy.