Your belly button is in the wrong place! It should be on top on mine!
Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Are you a guitar player? Because you just plucked my heart strings.
I wish you were the G line and I was a treble clef then I could wrap myself around you.
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
The game's getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?
Saying while walking away: Your good looks don't intimidate me.
Some say there are seven wonders in the world. Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, there is only one...You!
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.