If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
Did you swallow a magnet? Because you're attractive.
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...Because he never met you.