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All pointers in my memory point to your address.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, cheesy, clean, nerdy
Hi beautiful! That's your name, right?
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
May I have a some kiss, please?
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy, nerdy
Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, dirty
You had me at "Harry Potter."
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
I need a place to stay, because you're so hot you burnt my house down.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
(Guy closing hand with nothing inside and showing it to girl): It's my breath from when you took it away.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
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