Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.
Baby, you're the honey on my bunches of oats!
You must be the witch, because you've cast a love spell on me.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.
Lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
How about we go home and you handle my exception?
Hey girl, wanna blow my trombone?
I'd ask for your number but your shirt has ice cream on it & I'm lactose intolerant.
Damn girl, are you a magnet? Cos I was attracted to you until you turned around.