Wanna be pen pals?
Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
You have a good web-surfing stance.
Finally I found a Girl like you.
I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.
I've been secant you for a long time.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before
Girl: Why?
Boy: I think we should hook up!
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?