What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
If I had to rate you out of 10 I'd rate you a 9...because I am the one that you are missing!
You're so hot, you could melt the homes of polar bears. But I know you wouldn't do that. And even if you did, the polar bears would understand. That last part is not true, by the way. The polar bears would be upset.
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.