Here's your chance to get to know me.
I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night. Darling I miss you so much.
If loving you was a crime, I would be in prison forever.
My love for you is like pi... never ending.
I'll let you be the dominant.
You need to help me. I'm new to town and I keep getting lost...in your eyes.
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away everytime you walked by.
Let's get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and simple.