If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before
Girl: Why?
Boy: I think we should hook up!
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart.
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I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
Hey baby, let's go on a frolic of our own. I promise I won't be negligent with your heart.
Can I bombard your singularity with my rocket ship until you supernova?
Just say the complicated parts in Latin. That's what we do.
My thoughts are free to go anywhere, but it's suprising how often they head in your direction.
I'd like to play on your laptop.