Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?
I have a flute you can blow.
How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.
Sorry, er...you are so pretty I just forgot what to say.
Are you Vietnamese? Because I'm falling pho you.
I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...
There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, never mind. I missed U R A Q T.
Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see straight into your soul.