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Your lab bench, or mine?
79.27 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cute, funny, physics, nerdy
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
79.27 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, dirty, funny
You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here.
79.27 % 26 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Baby I want to bang you as hard as I bang the keys of my piano when I play Beethoven's 5th symphony.
79.27 % 26 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty, nerdy
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.
You remind me of my pinky toe... Your small, cute and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
Would you like to date with me?
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Are you sure you know where you're going?
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Were your parents engineers?...Because you have a nice design.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy
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