I didn't think I was a snowman, but you've just made my heart melt.
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Are you a guitar player? Because you just plucked my heart strings.
You're more perfect than the key of C.
I wish you were the G line and I was a treble clef then I could wrap myself around you.
There's so much I want to say to you – but your beautiful eyes continue to interrupt me.
You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section – because you could melt all this stuff.
What's one thing you wish that you owned but you don't?
You like piercings, huh? Well how about I pierce your anus with my cock?
Please forgive me for not messaging you for ___hours. I was texting all my friends a photo of you and asking them how I should start a conversation with a complete smokeshow.