You've got something on you head...A halo.
If you could meet anyone alive or dead, who would it be?
Band uniforms can be so uncomfortable, so you should probably take yours off.
I'm in low brass, so I love going down.
Let's discover our coefficient of friction.
Have you ever slept with a co-worker?
*Looks at your shirt* I really like that band.
Did you know that 93% of all women masturbate in the shower?