Best pick up lines ever

Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Hello Miss, will not come together to do magic? I will fuck you and then you disappear.
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Pick up line: dirty, offensive
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
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Pick up line: corny, cheesy, cute
Let's go do something fun.
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
Baby I hear you like to "plug and chug".
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Pick up line: engineering, cheesy
Baby you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny
My favorite position is doggie-style. What's yours?
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Pick up line: dog, corny, dirty
Is there a Boggart in your pants? Because your ass is Ridikkulus!
I know today isn't Christmas because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.
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