Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
Hello Miss, will not come together to do magic? I will fuck you and then you disappear.
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
Let's go do something fun.
Baby I hear you like to "plug and chug".
Baby you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
My favorite position is doggie-style. What's yours?
Is there a Boggart in your pants? Because your ass is Ridikkulus!
I know today isn't Christmas because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.