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You need to help me. I'm new to town and I keep getting lost...in your eyes.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, cute
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, reverse
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away everytime you walked by.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Let's get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and simple.
You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, reverse
Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!
I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cute, nerdy, math
The last time I saw you, I was dreaming.
81.21 % 29 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, cheesy
Chem students do it on the table periodically.
80.60 % 28 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, funny
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