You need to help me. I'm new to town and I keep getting lost...in your eyes.
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away everytime you walked by.
Let's get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and simple.
You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!
I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
The last time I saw you, I was dreaming.
Chem students do it on the table periodically.