You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation!
Your parents created such a beautiful creature.
Your mom told me to say "Hi" to you.
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
Do I know you? (No.) Well I would sure like to.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Here's your first wish, what are your other two?
Miss, do you have a string? No? It's a shame, I wanted to connect with you and build a relationship.
Damn Girl, you're cute, let me get your email address.