Best pick up lines ever

If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean, cheesy
Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.
If you want some space, go with an astronaut. If you want some time, go with a watchmaker. If you want love, come with me.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I'd love to strum your g-string.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, music
I want to rosin your bow.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: music, cute, dirty
Girl, I'd fake blindness just to touch you inappropriately.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: funny
Baby, you're the invariant of the algorithm of my heart.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: math, nerdy, clean, cute
[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
Of course, there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
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