I've got 1.5GB of RAM.
Do you believe in reincarnation? And if so, who/what do you think Chris Farley came back as?
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we're both afebrile.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
I'll let you be like my Winamp window - Always on Top.
Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it.
Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?
Drink of choice?