Why hello there gorgeous. So when did you decided to grace the human race with such a beautiful face?
If I didn't come up here and make you laugh – I would kick myself for days on end.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Stare at girl . ("What're you staring at?")
I kinda like you (actually I'm madly in love with you and absolutely adore you but can't actually say that because it sounds creepy).
I have a bad habit of saying whatever it is I'm thinking. You are just drop dead gorgeous tonight!
My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
I hope you're down for an adventure. I found an old canoe in my parents garage last weekend that we can use to sail around the world. It's got a couple holes in it but if we take turns bucketing the water out we should make it to the horn of Africa by the end of the month. What do you say?
You remind me of medusa. Because every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard.
Did I ever tell you that you are my hero? You're everything I wish I could be. (start singing) I can fly higher than an eagle! (talking)
Because (the person's name), you are the wind beneath my wings.