Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: MY EYES.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
Can I have your autograph? (Why?) Well, you are Miss America, aren't you?
Girl, are you a modern day savings account because I keep investing money in you but I'm not getting much interest.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I'm lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
I'd ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.