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This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
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Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
You smell that? Smells like love.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, funny
You plus me equals we.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: math, cheesy, clean
Do you smell smoke? I think it's because you are smoking hot.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, cute
The longer you stay, the more zombies appear.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, weird
Do you hear that? That rhythmic pounding noise? Oh it's just my heart beating.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
How about your red phosphorus coating and my short stick get together? Cuz its obvious we're a match.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You're too nice, stop! I'm gonna feel bad being handsy on our first date.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy
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