Best pick up lines ever

Is your father a thief? 'Cause he stole the sparkle from the stars and put it in your eyes.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean, cheesy
There is an equation on my feelings towards you right now. Why don't you google for it: (sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, clean, cute, math
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, dirty, physics, cheesy
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, science
Let me be the protagonist of your dreams and I promise I'll wake you up every morning with a kiss.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
I want to make you tremolo.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, cute
Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorous? I'm a wooden stick. Looks like we're a match!
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
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