May I borrow your phone? My mother always reminds me to call her once I found the man/woman of my dreams. So I want to call her now.
Guy: It's my birthday! How about a birthdaykiss? Girl: Is it really your birthday? Guy: No, but how about a kiss anyway?
(Beww BEWWW Beww!) That's the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you, my heart stopped.