This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
You smell that? Smells like love.
Do you smell smoke? I think it's because you are smoking hot.
The longer you stay, the more zombies appear.
Do you hear that? That rhythmic pounding noise? Oh it's just my heart beating.
How about your red phosphorus coating and my short stick get together? Cuz its obvious we're a match.
You're too nice, stop! I'm gonna feel bad being handsy on our first date.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.