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Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, science
Let me be the protagonist of your dreams and I promise I'll wake you up every morning with a kiss.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
I want to make you tremolo.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, cute
Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorous? I'm a wooden stick. Looks like we're a match!
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
Your breasts must be made of sand…because I want to bury my head in them.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, biology, dirty, cute
My friends over there think that you're cute. But I don't agree with them. I think you're absolutely beautiful.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
There's only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
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