It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
Your choice this time, I'm buying.
Come on, don't make me beg!
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
Your bio says you're not here for one night stands...Wanna try a two night stand by any chance?
Hello. I am a professional baseball player.
In a little more than 24 hours...I'm getting married.