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How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Life is short. Let's f**k and see if there is anything after that.
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Pick up line: dirty
I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, math
Every function without you will always be void of love.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, clean
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
Don't stop! I don't usually get to see beauty in motion.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, dirty
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Those clothes look uncomfortable...Need me to cut them off for you?
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, funny
An apple is born green, and within the time it became red; my heart was born free, and within the time you conquered it.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean
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