I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
If we're going to have sex later, you probably should be there.
I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
My other stick curves to the right.
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
Your choice this time, I'm buying.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
In a little more than 24 hours...I'm getting married.