Best pick up lines ever

I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
If we're going to have sex later, you probably should be there.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
My other stick curves to the right.
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Your choice this time, I'm buying.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Knock knock! Who's there? Baby owl. Baby owl who? Baby owl see you later at my place.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: knock-knock
In a little more than 24 hours...I'm getting married.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
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