Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me?
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
Of course, there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch.
You be Flourine and I'll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? "No." Well then, please start.
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
My servers never go down... but I do!
If there were any words to describe how beautiful you are, Webster would have to make a whole new dictionary just to describe your smallest feature.