Baby I want to bang you as hard as I bang the keys of my piano when I play Beethoven's 5th symphony.
I think I need a paralyze heal, because you're stunning.
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.
You remind me of my pinky toe... Your small, cute and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.
Are you Greek? Cause you look like a Goddess to me.
Are you sure you know where you're going?
Would you like to date with me?
I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.