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Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can't use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny, weird
Sorry, I can't hold on… I've already fallen for you.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?
I'm a muggle on the streets, but a wizard in the sheets.
Hi, do you speak English? (Yes.) Oh, me too.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Me without you is like Fred without George.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, hockey
Did you know that CD stood for cute dude?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, nerdy
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
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