I've got a precedent that's long and deep.
You thought you don't have a chance with me? You're completely wrong.
Are you related to Yoda? Because yodalicious.
Girl, I know you're not a dementor, because you definitely don't suck.
Liquor is not the only hard thing around here, girl.
I'll give you a minute to give me your phone number. After that, you can forget about going out with me.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
I like that book you're reading.
I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?
Do you wanna lick my tongue?