Speaking to guy/girl who's staring: You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... So what do you say we dance?
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
My bedroom is broken. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
Were you the one who invented the airplane? That's because you seem so Wright for me.
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
If we're going to have sex later, you probably should be there.
I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.