Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can't use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Sorry, I can't hold on… I've already fallen for you.
Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?
I'm a muggle on the streets, but a wizard in the sheets.
Hi, do you speak English? (Yes.) Oh, me too.
Me without you is like Fred without George.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Did you know that CD stood for cute dude?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?