Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
There must be a monkey here. Because I'm going bananas over you.
You're hotter than donut grease.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
Are you a pirate? No, then where did you get all that booty?
You must be scissors, cause your looking sharp