Are you made of copper? Cause I Cu in a relationship with me.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
Your cupcakes make my soufflés rise.
If we're going to have sex later, you probably should be there.
I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
My other stick curves to the right.
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.