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Do you like flowers? Cause you're the pistil to my stamen!
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Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Yo, ho ho! How 'bouts a bottle of rum?
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Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
There must be a monkey here. Because I'm going bananas over you.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny
That's a nice set of mallets you have.
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You're hotter than donut grease.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
Are you a pirate? No, then where did you get all that booty?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny
You must be scissors, cause your looking sharp
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny
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