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I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, nerdy, reverse
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean
Come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that "pops up".
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, weird
I'm a drummer, banging is what we do.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty
I hear you're a second bass. Want to go to third with me?
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, corny
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, reverse, cute
No ring? You should be someone's husband.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
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