I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
Come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that "pops up".
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
I'm a drummer, banging is what we do.
I hear you're a second bass. Want to go to third with me?
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
No ring? You should be someone's husband.