Best pick up lines ever

I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: funny
I have a job for you, but it blows!
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, math, nerdy
Darling, are you having treble? Don't worry, I'll be your strong bass.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, cute
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, nerdy, physics
I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: funny
We voted you the "Most Beautiful Girl Here" and the grand prize is me.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean
That dress would look great on my floor…
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
When I'm around you, sparks fly.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
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