I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
I have a job for you, but it blows!
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
Darling, are you having treble? Don't worry, I'll be your strong bass.
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
We voted you the "Most Beautiful Girl Here" and the grand prize is me.
That dress would look great on my floor…
When I'm around you, sparks fly.