Are you from Wisconsin? Cause your pick up lines are very Cheesy!
On a scale of 1 to 10: You're a 9 & I'm the 1 you need.
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
If you say "squawks" backwards it sounds the same even though it's not a linguistic palindrome
If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would rather kill myself than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made with a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself.
Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
So tell me, what a guy like me gotta do to get a girl like you?
I wonder what you taste like.
Make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night.
This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.