I can help you out with some alternate fingerings if you like?
Your belly button is in the wrong place! It should be on top on mine!
Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you've just made my heart melt.
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Are you a guitar player? Because you just plucked my heart strings.
You're more perfect than the key of C.
I wish you were the G line and I was a treble clef then I could wrap myself around you.
There's so much I want to say to you – but your beautiful eyes continue to interrupt me.
Saying while walking away: Your good looks don't intimidate me.