Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
Are you Greek? Cause you look like a Goddess to me.
That's a nice set of mallets you have.
You're hotter than donut grease.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
Are you a pirate? No, then where did you get all that booty?
You must be scissors, cause your looking sharp
Would you mind coming over for a coffee?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.