Are you Vietnamese? Because I'm falling pho you.
I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...
There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, never mind. I missed U R A Q T.
Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see straight into your soul.
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
My name is Skittles…Wanna taste my rainbow?
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Could you please lower down your hotness? It's really causing global warming.