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If I was an octupus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
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Pick up line: clean, cute
You're a moving electric charge, and I'm a moving magnetic charge... Wanna flux?
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Pick up line: cute, dirty, nerdy, physics, science
You must be the fifth scale degree of the diatonic scale, because you're always dominant in my thoughts.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, cute, corny, nerdy
If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, science
Are you a non volitaile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Is your father a thief? 'Cause he stole the sparkle from the stars and put it in your eyes.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean, cheesy
There is an equation on my feelings towards you right now. Why don't you google for it: (sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, clean, cute, math
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, dirty, physics, cheesy
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