Do you want to see my best pick up line? _________________________________
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
I'm a drummer, banging is what we do.
I hear you're a second bass. Want to go to third with me?
Better wear my sunglasses because you Meiko my day so bright.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.