They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
It's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause i'm gonna make you sweat.
I'm like a potato - you can do me any way you'd like.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Babe, you're cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, cause I want to take you home!
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. [Why?] Because I'd always miss you.
I would do fifty shades of bad things to you.
You're definitely on my most wanted list!
Girl, you Make Curves Great Again.
You're a sight for horny eyes.