I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
You look like Carrie Underwood.
I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
Are you interested in a hot slice of conversation?
You are not just an art but a masterpiece.
You must be the cure for Alzheimer's, because you're unforgettable.