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I need to pour milk on you so you'll be part of my complete breakfast.
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, nerdy
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
Drop that zero and get with the hero. In other words...You better come with me.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
That's a nice set of mallets you have.
78.80 % 10 votes

You're hotter than donut grease.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
Are you a pirate? No, then where did you get all that booty?
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
You must be scissors, cause your looking sharp
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
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