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What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
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Pick up line: cheesy, weird
What do you do for a living?
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I need to pour milk on you so you'll be part of my complete breakfast.
That outfit is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be cumming too.
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, nerdy
That's a nice set of mallets you have.
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You're hotter than donut grease.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
Are you a pirate? No, then where did you get all that booty?
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
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