If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
You look like the type of girl that's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?
Let's get together and test the spring potential of my mattress.
I'm inFATuated with you!
I don't believe in love at first sight, but I'm willing to make an exception in your case.
So... How am I doin'?
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?