Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
*Looks at your shirt* I really like that band.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
You're hotter than donut grease.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
Are you a pirate? No, then where did you get all that booty?
You must be scissors, cause your looking sharp
Would you mind coming over for a coffee?
What clique did you hang out with at school?