Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?
I'll love you longer than all the Naruto episodes.
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
I'm a drummer, banging is what we do.
One night with me and you'll hit all the high notes.
I hear you're a second bass. Want to go to third with me?
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.