Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
Hey, you were great on "Baywatch" last night!
*Looks at your shirt* I really like that band.
You're hotter than donut grease.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
Are you a pirate? No, then where did you get all that booty?
That outfit is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be cumming too.
Drop that zero and get with the hero. In other words...You better come with me.
You must be scissors, cause your looking sharp