Best pick up lines ever

Are you the sun? Because my world revolves around you.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, physics
Babe, you don't have any panties on. Ups, it's just my watch... it's five minutes fast.
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Were you the one who invented the airplane? That's because you seem so Wright for me.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, weird
If we're going to have sex later, you probably should be there.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
My other stick curves to the right.
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
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