Are you the sun? Because my world revolves around you.
Babe, you don't have any panties on. Ups, it's just my watch... it's five minutes fast.
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Were you the one who invented the airplane? That's because you seem so Wright for me.
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
If we're going to have sex later, you probably should be there.
I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
My other stick curves to the right.
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!