Best pick up lines ever

I'm bored, help me out?

There must be a monkey here. Because I'm going bananas over you.

I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I think your beauty is out of this world. Do you work at NASA?

Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.

Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr

That's a nice set of mallets you have.

What clique did you hang out with at school?

You're hotter than donut grease.

If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.