Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Your choice this time, I'm buying.
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
If we're going to have sex later, you probably should be there.
I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
My other stick curves to the right.
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.