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Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy
Your choice this time, I'm buying.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
If we're going to have sex later, you probably should be there.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, weird
My other stick curves to the right.
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
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