Best pick up lines ever

Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?

I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside...

I bet you won't give your number to the next person that walks in.

Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.

I'd never have to bench you for coming late.

Can you be Zidane tonight? Because I want some head.

It must suck not being able to use your hands like how you would use your hands on me.

Let's discover our coefficient of friction.

Wanna meet Santa's little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...