I could use some spare change and you're a dime.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
You're hotter than donut grease.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
Are you a pirate? No, then where did you get all that booty?
What you're doing here, is giving me a DE-Rection.
You must be scissors, cause your looking sharp
Would you mind coming over for a coffee?