Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
I'm an iceberg on a summer's day in South Carolina.
Before you run, I'm not a freak.
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
What time do you get off? Can I watch?
You're hotter than donut grease.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
Are you a pirate? No, then where did you get all that booty?
You must be my backyard. Because I really dig you.