*Looks at your shirt* I really like that band.
Did you know that 93% of all women masturbate in the shower?
I love that movie...
What a great name!
I think I could make you very happy.
Does my breath smell OK?
Call me Nemo cause I'm not afraid to touch the butt.
I need to pour milk on you so you'll be part of my complete breakfast.
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.