How interested are u in sitting on my face?
I was just checking you out from across the room with my Sharingan.
I don't have any money, but I want to spend my life with you.
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
I'm writing a book and could use your help. It's a phone book and it's missing your number.
Girl, I'm a botanist and all I want is to cloro-fill you.
Are you the dub to my step? Cause' I wub wub wub you.
I always thought it was just a fairy tale. But now I realize you really are made from sugar, spice and everything nice.
Are we going to talk to each other or are we going to continue with the long distance flirting?
You are deserving of masterful poetry, not mere words.