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Those clothes look uncomfortable...Need me to cut them off for you?
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, funny
An apple is born green, and within the time it became red; my heart was born free, and within the time you conquered it.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean
This must be the end of a rainbow. (Why?) Because I've just found my pot of gold.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
Hello are you married? [Yes.] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
You must be a magnetic monopole because all i get from you is attraction.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, physics
Let's find out our combined volume, by displacing the water in my water bed.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, physics
We always come when we are called.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
I love you more than 20th centrury composers love atonality.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, cute
Let's make like Winnie The Pooh, and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty
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