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I can't wait for you mom to say, "He/She could do better..." after meeting me.
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
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Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
I'm writing a book and could use your help. It's a phone book and it's missing your number.
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, cute
My personal trainer told me that I have to come over and talk to you for 3 minutes as part of my routine.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Excuse me, I am really attracted to you and according to Newton's Laws of Gravitation, you're attracted to me, too.
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Pick up line: science, physics, nerdy, corny
You're the CSS to my HTML.
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Pick up line: nerdy, clean, cute
Well if I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.
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Pick up line: clean, cute
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so...what's up?
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Are you the dub to my step? Cause' I wub wub wub you.
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Pick up line: music, cheesy, cute
Speaking to guy/girl who's staring: You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... So what do you say we dance?
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
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