Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
Hi, I'm Mack (or whatever your name may be).
I could use some spare change and you're a dime.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
You look fabulous! [pause] For your age.
Girl are you my new Phone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
You're hotter than donut grease.