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Hell! Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice!
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Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
You know you're good enough to give my last name to.
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Pick up line: corny
When I close my eyes, I see you. When I open my eyes, I see you. There is nothing I can do without thinking of you.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, math
Will your adjust your note and resolve my raised member?
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: music, clean
You're so hot, I'd let you penetrate my defense.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: dirty, football
Girl, I'm a botanist and all I want is to cloro-fill you.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: biology, cheesy, clean, cute, cute
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
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Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, cute, funny
I am going to make a contest to see who loves you the most. And I have to tell you: I never lose a game.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, cute, dirty, nerdy
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