You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here.
Hey baby...you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
Baby I want to bang you as hard as I bang the keys of my piano when I play Beethoven's 5th symphony.
You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you.
Don't ever change. Just get naked.
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.
You remind me of my pinky toe... Your small, cute and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
Were your parents engineers?...Because you have a nice design.