I'm bored, help me out?
Guy: It's my birthday! How about a birthdaykiss? Girl: Is it really your birthday? Guy: No, but how about a kiss anyway?
I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside...
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
That outfit is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be cumming too.
If you could meet anyone alive or dead, who would it be?
Hi. I would like to award you the {Whatever beer we were drinking} award for looking so good.
You're hotter than donut grease.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.