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I don't know who you are. I don't knw what you want. If you are looking for a hook up, I can tell you I do not want that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skils, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a delight for people like you. If you hate my icebreaker, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you do, I may ask you to coffee.
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Pick up line: tinder
Where do astronauts hang out?
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Are you a magician? Because your making my penis levitate.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I love you enough to irritate hundres of people by expressing it on Facebook.
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Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
I just have to say this, because honesty is the best policy. You are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen!
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?
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Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
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Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
Composers always score.
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Pick up line: music, dirty
Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
Big spoon or small spoon?
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Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty
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