My head isn't the only thing completely shaved.
Life gives you hundreds reasons to cry, then you give one reason to smile!
I wish you were on the team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
Those are very heavy can I hold them for you?
Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a bone for you to examine.
I hope that counted as a first date.
You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?