I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
I'm looking forward to getting to know you and your flaws better.
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
Is your dad an astronaut? Because someone must have put two stars in your eyes!
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because your cute.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...Because he never met you.
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.