Best pick up lines ever

My head isn't the only thing completely shaved.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Life gives you hundreds reasons to cry, then you give one reason to smile!
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: clean
I wish you were on the team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: football, cute
Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
Those are very heavy can I hold them for you?
Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a bone for you to examine.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
I hope that counted as a first date.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
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