You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
If I say just hi with a smiley face, will you ignore me?
You seem really funny and I like people who make me laugh.
Want to go talk about where we went to college and what we "do" over overpriced beer?
I don't know who you are. I don't knw what you want. If you are looking for a hook up, I can tell you I do not want that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skils, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a delight for people like you. If you hate my icebreaker, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you do, I may ask you to coffee.
You are what I want for Christmas.
Where do astronauts hang out?
I love you enough to irritate hundres of people by expressing it on Facebook.
You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.