I wouldn't want to have a domestic disturbance with anyone but you.
What does coffee and pussy have in common?
Can I insert my deck into your duel disk slot?
Stop! You are under arrest. Your crime is to be too sweet and special. You are convicted to a life sentence by my side.
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
Save water, shower with a friend!
Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
{A}x(Mx→{E}y(Yy^Dyx)) M = me; Y= you; D = does tonight
Ay girl, you must be immune to my white blood cells, because you are killing me.
Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?