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That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Your homepage or mine?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, nerdy
I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
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Pick up line: nerdy, math, clean
The Moon owns the night like the Sun owns the day. And you own my heart every night and day.
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Pick up line: clean, cute
I do not have a favorite place, but I am sure it is next to you.
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Pick up line: clean
I don't usually write romantic letters, but for you, I would write a book.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy
Roses are red, Violets are wine. You will be six, & I will be nine...
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cute, dirty
I've been carrying around this place with my name and number for weeks trying to work up the courage to give it to you.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cute, funny
Save water, shower with a friend!
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
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