Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
I named my dick "the truth" cause bitches can't handle it!
When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.
You remind me of my pinky toe... Your small, cute and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.
I'm not a professional photographer. But I can easily picture us together.
I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.