I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to "come back home to you," but I'll do you one better. I'll sit through.
Are you a unicorn? Cause you're my fantasy.
I hope you're into cyborg-human relations, because I'm feeling like a machine right now.
I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Girl are you a bong because I would hit that.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
Team Jennifer or Team Jolie?
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.