I'm in low brass, so I love going down.
If you could meet anyone alive or dead, who would it be?
You must be scissors, cause your looking sharp
Were your parents engineers?...Because you have a nice design.
We can tell our kids that we met because I accidentally stole your yellow umbrella...
In the words of a 2002 Budweiser commercial, wassup?
What you're doing here, is giving me a DE-Rection.
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
Tonight, I'll start by giving you a nice kiss on the lips,...and then move up to your belly button
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?