I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
The Moon owns the night like the Sun owns the day. And you own my heart every night and day.
I do not have a favorite place, but I am sure it is next to you.
I don't usually write romantic letters, but for you, I would write a book.
Roses are red, Violets are wine. You will be six, & I will be nine...
What does coffee and pussy have in common?
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
Save water, shower with a friend!
Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
Ay girl, you must be immune to my white blood cells, because you are killing me.