'Hej' is 'Hi' in Danish. (And you learn something new every day.)
Ay girl, do you have a high current? Because I can't resist you.
If you come across someone you know on Tinder, what's your protocol? Left or right?
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
If all the stars in the sky were summed, not even words that many times stronger than "beautiful" could ever be used to describe you.
If I say just hi with a smiley face, will you ignore me?
You seem really funny and I like people who make me laugh.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see dozen of the most beautiful things.
Want to go talk about where we went to college and what we "do" over overpriced beer?
I don't know who you are. I don't knw what you want. If you are looking for a hook up, I can tell you I do not want that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skils, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a delight for people like you. If you hate my icebreaker, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you do, I may ask you to coffee.