Did you survive Avada Kedavra? Because you're drop dead gorgeous.
I give the best massages.
Awesome: Your bosons – they give me a hardon.
I may have captured your soul, but you've captured my heart.
I don't know you, and you don't know me, but who's to say it's wrong if we sleep together?
Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Don't speak to me, don't send any messages. I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, cause my doctor advised me to keep away from Sweets.
I've got skittles in my mouth wanna taste the rainbow?
Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?