Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Were your parents engineers?...Because you have a nice design.
Are you a pirate? No, then where did you get all that booty?
We can tell our kids that we met because I accidentally stole your yellow umbrella...
I need to pour milk on you so you'll be part of my complete breakfast.
In the words of a 2002 Budweiser commercial, wassup?
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!