Is your name "Swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
It's a new world order. Have your way with me.
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
If you were a transformer you'd be Hot-o-Bot and your name would be Optimus Fine.
That's a nice shirt. Can I take you out of it?
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.