Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
In a little more than 24 hours...I'm getting married.
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Were you the one who invented the airplane? That's because you seem so Wright for me.
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
If we're going to have sex later, you probably should be there.
I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
My other stick curves to the right.