Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
The drink: $6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.
My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling.
My bologna has a first name.
Is your name Daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!
I've got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?