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Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
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Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, weird
In a little more than 24 hours...I'm getting married.
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Were you the one who invented the airplane? That's because you seem so Wright for me.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
If we're going to have sex later, you probably should be there.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
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Pick up line: cheesy
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
80.35 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
My other stick curves to the right.
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