Best pick up lines ever

Sorry, er...you are so pretty I just forgot what to say.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Knock knock! Who's there? Howie. Howie who? Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: knock-knock
Nice shoes, want to fuck?
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, corny
Hi beautiful! That's your name, right?
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
I'd ask for your number but your shirt has ice cream on it & I'm lactose intolerant.
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Pick up line: cheesy, reverse, weird
If being fine was a crime, then you will just have to pay the time.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
If you say "squawks" backwards it sounds the same even though it's not a linguistic palindrome
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, nerdy
All pointers in my memory point to your address.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, cheesy, clean, nerdy
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