Sorry, er...you are so pretty I just forgot what to say.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
Nice shoes, want to fuck?
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
Hi beautiful! That's your name, right?
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.
I'd ask for your number but your shirt has ice cream on it & I'm lactose intolerant.
If being fine was a crime, then you will just have to pay the time.
If you say "squawks" backwards it sounds the same even though it's not a linguistic palindrome
All pointers in my memory point to your address.