Sorry, er...you are so pretty I just forgot what to say.
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
Nice shoes, want to fuck?
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
Hi beautiful! That's your name, right?
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.
I'd ask for your number but your shirt has ice cream on it & I'm lactose intolerant.
If being fine was a crime, then you will just have to pay the time.
If you say "squawks" backwards it sounds the same even though it's not a linguistic palindrome
All pointers in my memory point to your address.