Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, and then you'll nail me.
Your ass looks lonely without my hands on it.
How about we go home and you handle my exception?
Sorry, er...you are so pretty I just forgot what to say.
Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way.
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.
I'd ask for your number but your shirt has ice cream on it & I'm lactose intolerant.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
All pointers in my memory point to your address.