Best pick up lines ever

There are going to be 7 planets left after I destroy your anus.
Your eyes are drinking me in, is the rest of your body thirsty?
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
You are so selfish, you going to have that body for the rest of your life. I just want it for one night.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Are you from Utah because I want u tah kiss me.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I'm with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: science, dirty, nerdy
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: clean, weird, cute
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, creepy
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