Best pick up lines ever

Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, and then you'll nail me.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty
Your ass looks lonely without my hands on it.
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Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
How about we go home and you handle my exception?
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Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, dirty
Sorry, er...you are so pretty I just forgot what to say.
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Pick up line: cheesy
Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, weird
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, corny
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
I'd ask for your number but your shirt has ice cream on it & I'm lactose intolerant.
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Pick up line: cheesy, reverse, weird
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny
All pointers in my memory point to your address.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, cheesy, clean, nerdy
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