You're like a Sharpie – super fine.
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
Swear to drunk I'm not God...just intoxicated by you.
Can I get you a tennis ball?
All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.