You know how they say we only use ten percent of our brains? I think we only use ten percent of our hearts.
The last time I saw you, I was dreaming.
If the doctor were to tell me that I only have a day to live, I would spend that day with you, because spending a day with you is like being alive for eternity.
Game of hide the sausage?
Chem students do it on the table periodically.
I'll give you kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.
I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.