I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
The longer you stay, the more zombies appear.
Are you from Wisconsin? Cause your pick up lines are very Cheesy!
So how does this work? Are we married now?
Sorry, er...you are so pretty I just forgot what to say.
You have the ass of a great artist.
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.
I'd ask for your number but your shirt has ice cream on it & I'm lactose intolerant.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!