If I were a seeker and you were a snitch, wpuld you let me catch you?
They say dating is a numbers game...so can I get your number?
Did you survive Avada Kedavra? Because you're drop dead gorgeous.
I give the best massages.
Awesome: Your bosons – they give me a hardon.
I may have captured your soul, but you've captured my heart.
I don't know you, and you don't know me, but who's to say it's wrong if we sleep together?
Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Don't speak to me, don't send any messages. I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, cause my doctor advised me to keep away from Sweets.