Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?
What does coffee and pussy have in common?
Stop! You are under arrest. Your crime is to be too sweet and special. You are convicted to a life sentence by my side.
I wouldn't want to have a domestic disturbance with anyone but you.
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE.
Let's have a future diary. A diary of the future of you and me.
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
Save water, shower with a friend!
Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
Ay girl, you must be immune to my white blood cells, because you are killing me.