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Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty
What does coffee and pussy have in common?
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Pick up line: tinder, dirty
Stop! You are under arrest. Your crime is to be too sweet and special. You are convicted to a life sentence by my side.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
I wouldn't want to have a domestic disturbance with anyone but you.
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Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cute, funny
Let's have a future diary. A diary of the future of you and me.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: anime, clean, cute
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cute, funny
Save water, shower with a friend!
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Ay girl, you must be immune to my white blood cells, because you are killing me.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, science, doctor
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