There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, never mind. I missed U R A Q T.
I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!
Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
I believe in speaking in tongues.
This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
My favorite position is doggie-style. What's yours?
Sorry, er...you are so pretty I just forgot what to say.
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.