This is kind of cheesy but you're out of this world.
I heard you're into dinosaurs...Well, I'm Lickalotofpuss.
Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.
I could spend a millennium in your falcon.
Tell me, What color the dress is...
Can I be your butter on your bread?
Hey girl, wanna blow my trombone?
I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips. Girl: Bet's on. (kisses her) Guy: I lost.
My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.
Are you on "America's Most Wanted?" Because you're at the top of my list.