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My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, math
So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I've got one that I'm just dying to put in your drawers.
If you were a pair of Nike sneakers, I'd be in and outta you all day.
Are you sure you know where you're going?
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
That outfit is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be cumming too.
I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Do your parents compose classical music, cause baby got Bach.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, music
I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny
Are you Greek? Cause you look like a Goddess to me.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
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