My perfect date: I pick you up in my Hyundai Sonata. You get in, there are candles lit in the car. You say, isn't that dangerous? I say, yes, but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant and have a fantastic meal. We come outside to see my car is on fire. You go, Trevor, aren't you pissed; your car is on fire! I pull out a bag of marshmallows and say nah I knew this was going to happen. Then I kiss you in front of my burning car.
Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in?
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
You must be auxin, because you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
Baby I want to bang you as hard as I bang the keys of my piano when I play Beethoven's 5th symphony.
You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you.
Let's drag out this excruciatingly ill-fated romance until there isn't even a remote possibility of salvaging a friendship.
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
I had a pick up line but, your beautiful eyes continue to interrupt me.